Hey Faggots! Seeing as I haven’t been updating this blog as much as I should be, I thought it might be a fun project to try out the various chicken places near by and write reviews. Also, this means I get to eat spicy wings almost everyday! So I welcome you to the Scared Of Clowns Food Guide For People Who Want To Know Which Chicken Places To Go To In And Around East London, or simply...
You’re nearly 30 and you work at Cath Kidston, how did that happen?
At the moment I’m reading Glamorama by Bret Easton Ellis (author of American Pyscho). I am very much enjoying this book and would recommend it to anyone but for those of you who don’t have the time to read it, here’s a summary: First two hundred pages… “Does my hair look ok? Is that Madonna?” Some shagging Rest of the book… Brains everywhere! People running around...
That’s like a sort of goat-dog isn’t it? You’ve been feeling rather, urm, what’s the word? You know when you leave the house and even though you’ve checked yourself 10 times to make sure you have everything, turned the lights on and off, clapped twice and you still think you’ve forgotten something? Anyway, you feel like that. Beware of people in the street trying to give you free shampoo...
Basically, giving me I Movie was a really bad idea. Also, you need to watch this with the sound otherwise it’s even more pointless.
Some one have a word with my flat mate, he’s at it again! Making music! This time he’s working on a little number called “Over it”, or “It’s Over” or something like that, anyway, he keeps signing “it’s over” over and over again in a high pitched voice. It sounds like he’s trying to turn his face inside out. Or maybe trying to look at his own brain while...