February 2012
9 posts
Too many tweets and all that...
If you enjoy my inane drivel, why don’t you follow me on twitter!?  Scaredofclownz I do talk some shit!
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Horse anorexia. It's serious!
I know this blog is mostly me taking the piss out of stuff (actually, that’s pretty much all it is). However, I want to take this opportunity to talk about a subject that’s very dear to my heart, and very often overlooked by the media. Horse anorexia. You may not know but many horses have serious body issues, and will often starve themselves to look like the horses on the covers of...
Feb 16th
Tweet-O-The Week
Look, angry ticket woman on train, it’s not my fault that you hate your job, or that you look like a weird combination of the two actresses from Birds Of A Feather. Scaredofclownz
Feb 16th
Feb 16th
Perfect Fried Chicken.
I’ll be the judge of that! At first I wasn’t sure if i should have them with chips, but in the end I thought “fuck it”, it had been a long day. Now don’t worry, I’m not going to let the chips interfere with the overall experience of the wings. To be on the safe side I’m going to eat the chips first, then go out and come back in wearing a different...
Feb 16th
Feb 16th
Fake Horoscope-Aquarius
Fuck those whores in Horse Rider and Horse magazine. They’re probably all on drugs, or sucking off the editor. 
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