I’ve always wanted to write children’s fiction, which is strange because I don’t actually like children, or writing for that matter. Anyway, here is an excerpt from one story I’m working on; Once upon a time there was a girl called Sally. She had great big teeth, like a horse. That’s all I have at the moment. Watch this space!
“I can see how the special chair helps them get into the pool, but then what?” From Scaredofclownz on Twitter.
Review- Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)
Now for those of you who aren’t familiar with the first Human Centipede film, let me fill you in. It’s a story about a girl who lives in this dream world ruled by the mysterious and powerful Goblin King . One night she wishes for the Goblin King to take away her annoying half sister only to realise that not only is the Goblin King real, but he has infact taken her sister away to his...
Dallas BBQ, New York City.
Believe it or not, people in America like fried chicken too. This week I’ve taken the SOCFGFPWWTKWCPTGTIAAEL experience stateside! Appearance I’m pretty sure I’ve seen most of these people on the Jerry Springer Show, also, I swear I just got served by the guy from My Name Is Earl. Atmosphere It’s a bit like being in a giant bingo hall, the crowd are pretty much the...
A fat man with a fat sounding name (something like Fred or Barry) will capture you and attempt to sew your mouth to someone’s anus, but apon seeing your gigantic horse teeth will realise that this would never work and will let you go. You will be grateful and shout “THANKYOU GOD, THANKYOU FOR MY MASSIVE MASSIVE HORSE TEETH WHICH, IN THIS INSTANCE, HAVE SAVED ME FROM A FATE WORSE THAN...