Scary van story
A van nearly backed into me the other day, it was so scary that an onlooker went “HUH!”, but sort of breathing in when they did it. Vans should really have a special light that indicates that they’re reversing, or do they already have this and I just wasn’t looking?
As you all know I’m an avid reader, and for those of you who don’t know, I’m an avid reader. This is a new feature I’ve introduced where I can’t be bothered to give a full review of a book I’ve read so I just, you know, give you the gist. American Pyscho-Brett Easton Ellis. Boring bit, weird bit, rude bit, horrible bit, weird bit, rude bit, horrible bit,...
Shalamar Kebab House
I’ve noticed a few places with the name “Shalamar” that sell chicken, and they all look, well…. a bit shit really. Appearance At best like a cross between a really grubby laundret and the worst youth hostel ever. Service The guy behind the counter only seemed slightly bored. Taste A bit like eating the charred remains of something that might have once been a chicken, maybe....
Rude bit, boring bit, funny bit, weird bit with an owl. Hope that helps!