It's in the bag!
Before we start I just wanted to clarify something for everyone. When you buy the 500g Tesco Boil In The Bag Rice you get 4 bags of rice, which you then have to boil. There.
“Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day, but give him loads of fish and he’ll have fucking shit loads, I don’t know…. something about fish” Someone
Sheer Mag Launch Party
OMFG indeed! What you are about to read is an account of my experience at the Sheer Magazine launch party in Soho. Just to clear things up Sheer Mag is a fashion magazine for gay people. I mean gay as in men who sleep with men, not gay as in shit, although from looking at the cover I’m thinking it’s probably the latter. I haven’t even made it into the building yet and there’s already a guy...
I know it’s been a while since I posted one of these reviews but I did actually form quite a bad addiction to the spicy little buggers. Unfortunately I had to give them up for a period as I started to hemorrhage internally and my skin went see through. Not to fear though, I’m on the mend. I’ve had part of my bowel removed and now I’m good to go! Let’s get stuck in!
Obviously I’m in for a right royal feast! Now at first there was a bit of a kerfuffle when i tried to pay for 5 spicy wings with a 20, but we got round it in the end. Appearance. They’ve had a refurb and it actually looks exactly the same, except your shoes don’t stick to the floor, like they do in sex clubs, and the place doesn’t smell like people have died while pooing...
You’ll end up at some wanky launch party where someone will cough sweets onto you, at which point your friend’s head will shrink. Beware!
A short film I made while at Art School. I’m hoping Pixar will pick it up and turn it into a three part epic.