November 2009
28 posts
Offal Offal Offal, Oi Oi Oi!
My new flat mate made me chicken livers. I think it’s a traditional Lebanese dish. I appreciate the gesture but I’m not a big fan of entrails at the best of times. However, I’ve said I’d “try some”, just to be polite.
I’ve taken it into my room, armed with salt and jerk seasoning, now I can see this whole thing being rather traumatic so I’m going to keep a little log documenting my progress.
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Where have I been all my life?
Sorry it’s been a while since I posted something, I would like to say I’ve been busy but that really hasn’t been the case.
At the moment I’m in the process of looking for a crap shop job to go with my other crap shop job. Until then I will be living on about 28 pounds a week, although I have got some Bovril in and some Tesco value bread from the reduced section so...
The honey was nice, so I had some more with a splash of Tobasco, which wasn’t as nice.
Fake Horoscope-Scorpio
That’s like a sort of crab thing with a tail, isn’t it?
Someone will ask you the time but you won’t have a watch on but will know it was 2.55 the last time you checked. However, when you try and work out what the time is now you’ll get time confused with money and the whole thing will end up taking you ages.
Its not 67 minutes past 2, is it? See, now you just look silly and the man’s walked...
The Breeders - Divine Hammer
“I’m on new medication now, I don’t slur no more”
– Kerry Katona
25 Random Lies
Remember on facebook when everyone was doing that whole “25 facts about me”? Well I couldn’t actually think of 25 facts and I was really bored
It took a while but here goes….
1.My mum’s a Witch
2.She’s also Tina Turner
3.My dad’s a Soothsayer
4,No he’s not
5.Yes he is.
6.One day I ate a squirrel
7. I bought this vintage Adidas bag on Brick lane, I took...
Bovril Club
Lately, due to my recent insolvency, I was forced to buy Bovril instead of Marmite because it was cheaper. Now at the time my financial woes were getting to me, but little did I know that the Yeast Spread Gods were smiling on me. For Bovril was soon to change my life, well, what I ate for breakfast anyway. I’m going to stick my neck out here and say that Bovril on toast is the new Marmite...
Alter Ego-Why Not
R N B!
This is my first blog post thing. I didn’t really know what to write about so I thought I’d talk about what my flat mate is doing.
My flat mate, who’s room is next door to mine, is making music. Or “music” should I say. He makes something called RnB music which I think stands for Really not Brilliant music. At the moment he’s adding backing vocals to a track that sounds like it’s being sung by...
“Line the pan with crisco, when I dance this disco”
– Leslie Hall
www.lesliehall.com
